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TN vacation – day 1
September 4, 2011
We left the house at 11am, on the dot, and arrived at the Hampton Inn and Suites in Clinton, SC, around 9pm. It was a long day.

The kids were mostly good, on par with what I expected given their ages and personalities. We stopped at several rest areas along the way to eat and stretch — one near Jacksonville, another just after crossing into South Carolina, and then the last one about 15 miles from Clinton. At the last one, we assessed how we were all feeling and made an informed decision to stop.
Stopping for the night is non-trivial with two kids, as there’s no just-pop-inside-with-an-overnight-bag. Still, every much the right move given the circumstances. It started to drizzle as I was unloading the car, and the last leg of the trip is through mountains. Ups and downs with screaming, over-tired kids, limited visibility, rain, and a driver fast approaching sleepytimes? No thanks.
Son was weirded out by the hotel room, but he only napped for a half hour in the car, so he was at a disadvantage dealing with everything being quite tired. He was a trooper, though, and while none of us woke up feeling what I’d call “refreshed”, we were glad for the stop. The room is a little tight for what is termed a “suite” but we’ll make the best of it.
Today can be summed up with the following photo:

Creating a ringtone for the iPhone
I spent a fair amount of time recently creating a few custom ringtones based on audio from Arrested Development. There has to be an easier way than what I went through.
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Rip one of the Arrested Development DVDs to ISO using DVD Shrink.
Use Handbrake to transcode a single episode. Turn the Video rate down to 5 frames per second (since we don’t care about the video but there doesn’t seem to be an option to leave it out altogether). In Audio, select AC3 (ffmpeg) for the Audio Codec.
Use VLC Player to drop the video and convert the audio to WAV. In the audio settings, make sure to select WAV as the encapsulation type, and WAV as the codec.
Use Audacity to edit the audio (*). Then Export as MP3 Audio.
In iTunes, change my Import settings over to AAC. Import the MP3 into iTunes. Right-click on it, then select Convert to AAC.
Find the <file name>.m4a file under Documents->Music->iTunes>and so on, and change the extension to .m4r.
There has to be an easier way.
* – Why isn’t there a proper Crop function in Audacity? Keep what I’ve selected, remove everything before and after… including silence.
TN vacation – day 0
Intro: Since anyone and everyone is on the Internet these days, you’d have to either be a fool or have more faith in your fellow man than I do to post vacation plans online. With enough motivation, anyone can find anyone online these days, and it’s not too much trouble beyond that to turn their name into a physical address most of the time. Thus, posting a blog entry with the subject “Day 1 of our big driving trip to Tennessee!” may as well be titled “Hey! Come steal our plasma TV and frozen meats!”. Therefore, each vacation entry is appearing a month or so after it happened.
You’ll notice in the following trip diaries that I ran out of steam. This is actually a good thing, as it means that I was relaxing and spending time with my family instead of poking an iPad screen for hours.
September 3, 2011
I had a pretty shitty week at work. I don’t really care to be the LAN administrator at work, but somebody has to do it, and I’m pretty good at it (subjectively, I guess), so here we are. Anyway, last week the T1 lines into our office went down — for a few days. This is generally bad. Our customer support system relies on those lines. People in the office need them to be able to get beyond our office to fetch mail, access the wireless network, exchange cat photos, and browse Reddit and Facebook.
Basically, I woke up at 7am on Monday morning and then didn’t sleep again until late Tuesday night sometime. During this time I was working feverishly to set up duplicate functionality in another data center so our customers’ needs could be met. It was very much a two-steps-forward, one-step-back process… when it wasn’t one-step-forward, two-steps-back.
After all this stress, I felt that I needed some time off. I’d neglected helping my wife with our 2 year old and 2 month old during the outage; that made me feel like crap. I had nearly a month of vacation time banked, and I didn’t have any time-critical work obligations due in the next few weeks, so we felt it was as opportune time as any to hit the road.
Tomorrow, hopefully by late-morning, the car will be packed and cruising up I-4 towards I-95 and points north. We’ll hit I-26, swing to the west(ish), and find ourselves in Johnson City, TN, either late tomorrow night or on Monday if we have to stop. Again, we’re doing this 11 hour drive with a 2 year old and a 2 month old. Don’t know what to expect. We may make it to Jacksonville before it’s unbearable.
In the time since we (somewhat spontaneously) scheduled the vacation time, I’ve been thinking about what I hope to accomplish. I don’t take extended vacations from work, mainly because of guilt. This time I’m determined to try to truly escape being on an iPhone leash 24×7. I’ve attempted to set appropriate expectations with people at work. My phone won’t be set to automatically pull work emails. My out-of-office says that I’m trying not to be disturbed but if it’s an emergency then I can be reached at my personal account.
For two weeks, I’m going to make an honest effort to try to find some perspective. As clichéd as this may sound, I feel I may have lost sight of the big picture, and perhaps escaping the normal and routine will help reset my point of view.
Does it seem like a lot of pressure to put on a family road trip to eastern Tennessee? Probably. But I didn’t know what else to do. I hope you’ll follow along for the next few weeks. It’s my intention to post a little something every day, even if it’s to say “Nope, too rainy, didn’t do anything!”. There should also be a photo or two.
Facial pressure – post-splints
The (very expensive) oral splints don’t seem to be fixing the problem. Either that, or there are several overlapping problems, and a sinus-type issue is making its way towards the front now. Back to the doctor I go.
Symptoms for the past few days:
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Sinus pressure. I’ve had CT imaging and a visual inspection by an ENT, but I can only describe this as sinus pressure. Pressure behind my nose. We had some altitude changes yesterday and it did seem to get better or worse based on those changes.
Constantly clearing ears. I had to do that thing where you blow air through your ears inside your head to clear them many, many times yesterday. Relief would last for a few seconds and then there’d be pressure again.
Throbbing. It’s kind of a throbbing sinus/ear pressure.
Lots of neck pain. Crunching and cracking in my neck.
WTF, man…
p.s. I hate that I’m going to have to make a Medical category on my stupid blog.
Visits to Los Angeles
I believe I’ve visited Los Angeles three times.
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2000, maybe? Stayed with a friend from DCL in West Hollywood, after being picked up at Burbank airport. I believe he lived between Santa Monica and Sunset Blvds., but it might’ve been between Melrose and Santa Monica. The neighborhood was decent enough, and it was nice staying in a neighborhood, as opposed to some of the other places in L.A. (below). We went to Fry’s and The Getty and a few other L.A. type places.
2001, maybe? This trip was for work. The company I was working at was in Costa Mesa, down in The OC, and I stayed right around the corner at the Westin South Coast Plaza. Nice hotel, easy training gig. During the week, the work schedule did’t leave much time for sight-seeing. However, since I lived on the East coast and it was a two week engagement, I stayed over the weekend instead of flying back. Instead of staying in Costa Mesa, I booked in at the Hilton in Woodland Hills for the weekend. With nothing to do, I asked the concierge there for suggestions, and she recommended the Topanga Bluegrass Festival. It was a rainy, dreary day in Malibu, but stunningly gorgeous in the Valley. The part of Costa Mesa I was in was more commercial than where I stayed before, and could’ve been Any Suburb, USA. Woodland Hills seemed more residential and upscale, but I wouldn’t take my word for any of it since it’s been so long and my memory is hazy.
2007, maybe? Another work trip, this time for a large Cisco conference at the Anaheim Convention Center in, aptly enough, Anaheim. This time we stayed at the Doubletree Anaheim. Prime location, with easy walks to the convention center, Disneyland, and Morton’s and Ruth’s Chris. It helped that this was a trip with an expense account. This trip did have some built-in fun times, so myself and a co-worker cruised down to Newport Beach in a rented Grand Marquis (awwww, yeahhhhh) on Saturday and checked out the food and sights. A stop at Dave & Busters and Disneyland’s version of Downtown Disney was in order, as well. It was my first trip to Disneyland and, as someone who worked in the WDW Magic Kingdom for awhile, it was kind of surreal.
If I were visiting LA for vacation, where would I stay? No clue. Every site I’d want to visit is so far from each other that it hardly matters. Suggestions welcome.
D-day
Today is oral splint day. I’m heading to downtown Orlando this afternoon so they can fit my expensive mouthgear. I have very high expectations that this will solve my “face pressure” problem that I’ve been whining about for close to four months now. If not… well… at least I’ll have plenty of blog material.
Temporomandibularpocalypse
I’m being fitted for oral splints next Thursday at 3pm. With a little bit of luck and a lot of money, hopefully this four month ordeal will be behind me by next weekend.
Florida summers
Florida summers suck. What else can I say?
End of blog entry.
Temporomandibular Disorders (TMD)
See this entry and this follow-up for some context.
I visited with a maxillofacial guy on Wednesday and learned a few things. Most importantly, I’m not going crazy. They did a a lot more nodding-and-agreeing than frowning and brow-furrowing, which was a relief. The doctor did his poking and prodding and listening and questioning, with a diagnosis of a temporomandibular disorder.
Taking a tangent for a moment, what’s up with the Pain Scale? You know, that thing where they ask you where your pain level is on a scale of 1 (with a
next to it) and 10 (with a
next to it)? The issue is that 10 is never defined. To me, 10 is pain so intense that you’ve passed out and can’t answer; 9 would be spotty consciousness and uncontrollable sobbing; 8 is where you become single-threaded and can only concentrate on mitigating the pain; and then on down the line. When the man pokes my jaw and asks for a pain level, I answer the best I can but each time I’m asking myself “Relative to what?” I feel like I’m living as a 5 right now, but maybe someone who’s been in a car accident would laugh, pat my head, and call me naive.
Fortunately my issue is with muscle and not bone, so there was no talk of surgery or other drastic action. They’re checking with my insurance company to price out two oral splints, which are kind of like retainers. Street price on those suckers is about $1200 a piece, so while I’m very interested in getting them ASAP, I’m even more interested in paying 20% of the negotiated rate instead. That will take a few weeks. In the meantime they’ve prescribed something called carisoprodol for the pain, which, as opposed to the other meds I’ve tried so far, does actually take the edge off. And it makes my jaw feel better (hi-yo! *rim shot*).
One of the most curious aspects of this whole 13 week ordeal is that I might not have found my way to a TMJ guy if not for my father mentioning, somewhat offhandedly, that it may be a dental problem and I should try going down that road. My primary care guy never mentioned checking with a dentist. Nor did the ENT, who instead recommended treating the symptom (using trigger point therapy) instead of the cause, since the cause was unknown to him.
With a little luck, I’ll only have to write one or two more blog entries about this and be done with it for a long time.
