I’m sure you’ve heard this before. Take the name of your first pet, and add it to the name of the first street you lived on. The result is your “adult film actor” name. (I’m being careful with my keywords for obvious reasons). If I played it strictly by-the-book, I think my name would be [...]

For your amusement, I submit to you a list of the fake movie titles in Seinfeld. My favorites: Rochelle, Rochelle (“A young woman’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk”) The Pain and the Yearning (“An old woman experiences pain and yearning”) Death Blow (“When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who [...]

Link:  Schrute Farms (Honesdale, PA) – B&B Reviews – TripAdvisor “Schrute Farms is the number one beet-related agrotourism destination in Northeastern Pennsylvania. We offer the finest accommodations for the casual traveler and/or beet enthusiast. Come join us and experience majestic Schrute Farms. ROOM AMENITIES: -Three Themed Rooms: America, Irrigation, and Night-time… -Handmade mattresses… -Beds do [...]

Matt: “This morning we’ll go inside the world of high priced prostitution.” FINALLY!

Link: United States embargo against Cuba – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia OMG! The US embargo against Cuba finally worked! Only 46 short years after the embargo started, and 49 years in office, Fidel Castro has resigned as Cuban Dictator extraordinaire. I look forward to legally visiting Cuba, the socialist paradise that it is, within my [...]

How many keys on they keyring you carry around daily? The key you used least recently, what does it go to?

Bad: no ‘+30 seconds’ or ‘+1 minute’ button Good: +1 minute button Better: +30 second button The best: both buttons

Don’t ever do business with TracFone (TrackPhone / TrackFone). In my opinion: TracFone sucks. They’re horrible. They use automated dialer systems to spam you. Don’t support this shady company. I feel it’s a ripoff. Go with someone more reputable instead. TracFone killed my puppy and threw up in my mailbox. They are not to be [...]

…the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament… Obviously I’m neither of these, but malaise has set in, anyway. Freezing cold drive to work, darkness arriving at 5pm, bare trees all about, no more weekends on the deck (or outside, for that matter). Ugh. It’s 70 degrees in Orlando [...]