Randomness, misc.
Between Facebook, Twitter, Foursquare, and my other sites, I forget I have this old blog sometimes. I’m the owner of a one-year old person! Son’s first (well, second, I guess?) birthday was 10 days ago. We had a family party on the actual day with me, Sherri, the birthday boy, and Sherri’s mom, who was [...]
Alaska
How can something like this (http://anchorpoint.blogs.com/amythoughts/2010/07/summer-break.html) not make you want to drop everything and escape to Alaska? I’ve tried to be a die-hard new urbanist by walking the 1.2 miles downtown (AND the 1.2 miles back) with the baby instead of driving… but honestly, who wants to take a shower, sweat their ass off walking [...]
My “adult film” name
I’m sure you’ve heard this before. Take the name of your first pet, and add it to the name of the first street you lived on. The result is your “adult film actor” name. (I’m being careful with my keywords for obvious reasons). If I played it strictly by-the-book, I think my name would be [...]
Fake movie titles in Seinfeld
For your amusement, I submit to you a list of the fake movie titles in Seinfeld. My favorites: Rochelle, Rochelle (“A young woman’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk”) The Pain and the Yearning (“An old woman experiences pain and yearning”) Death Blow (“When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who [...]
Resume
Someone, somewhere, has the following on their resume: Achievements Member, Funky Bunch.1991-1993 References “Marky Mark” Wahlberg.
For LAH
Link: Schrute Farms (Honesdale, PA) – B&B Reviews – TripAdvisor “Schrute Farms is the number one beet-related agrotourism destination in Northeastern Pennsylvania. We offer the finest accommodations for the casual traveler and/or beet enthusiast. Come join us and experience majestic Schrute Farms. ROOM AMENITIES: -Three Themed Rooms: America, Irrigation, and Night-time… -Handmade mattresses… -Beds do [...]
Today show
Matt: “This morning we’ll go inside the world of high priced prostitution.” FINALLY!
United States embargo against Cuba
Link: United States embargo against Cuba – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia OMG! The US embargo against Cuba finally worked! Only 46 short years after the embargo started, and 49 years in office, Fidel Castro has resigned as Cuban Dictator extraordinaire. I look forward to legally visiting Cuba, the socialist paradise that it is, within my [...]
Keys?
How many keys on they keyring you carry around daily? The key you used least recently, what does it go to?
Microwave ovens
Bad: no ‘+30 seconds’ or ‘+1 minute’ button Good: +1 minute button Better: +30 second button The best: both buttons