For your amusement, I submit to you a list of the fake movie titles in Seinfeld.

My favorites:

• Rochelle, Rochelle (“A young woman’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk”)
• The Pain and the Yearning (“An old woman experiences pain and yearning”)
• Death Blow (“When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether”)

I think if I sat down and tried to write these down I could get about half of them.