Let’s just get on with already and have the Civil War that we’re marching towards.
| Country A | Country B |
|---|---|
| Federal Republic | Theodemocracy |
| Health coverage for all | Health coverage for the employed (sorry, old timers!) |
| Most of the beaches | Most of the good ski resorts |
| Most of the seafood | Most of the grain |
| Public schools | Schools that invoice |
| Free fire & police | TBD |
| Gay people | Gay people waiting on immigration paperwork to go through |
| Illegal immigrant problem | Border fences monitored by some private or volunteer organization |
| 50% tax rate | 10% tax rate |
| Broadway | Branson |
Pick your sides early. If you’re business-oriented, might be a good time to buy a bumper sticker or magnetic ribbon factory.