This kind of thing cracks me up.

Beautiful end table that is QUALITY ! Pecan wood top with white/gold painted legs. A MUST SEE ! A piece of QUALITY. $425

… but the person can’t be bothered to post a photo. This happens ALL the time on that particular message board.

Prediction: three days from now he’ll reply to his own message saying “Still available!”

p.s. “That’s GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!” –Kenny Bania