My ear is fixed after a quick trip to the doctor and I feel like I’m on top of the world. He flushed my ear out with water/peroxide and a special turkey baster and out came a solid wad of shit a little smaller than a marble (!!). Rarely do you go into the doc’s office with severe pain and walk out almost as good as new. I was afraid it would be of the here-take-these-and-you’ll-be-better-in-a-few-days variety fix.

So, gum is almost healed, ear is fixed, there’s free food in the office all week because of a training class we’re hosting, it’ll be warm and sunny the rest of the week, and I have a new toy arriving on Wednesday. Hooray, life! /cheer