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Joke

Written By: brian - Sep• 17•07

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a voice say, “Nice tie.” Looking around, he saw that the bar was empty except for him and the bartender. A few sips later, another voice said, “Beautiful shirt.” At this, the man calls the bartender over. “Say, I must be losing my mind,” he tells him. “I keep hearing these voices say nice things, and there is not a soul in here but us.” “It’s the peanuts,” explains the bartender, indicating a dish on the bar. “The peanuts?” “That’s right, the peanuts–they’re complimentary.”

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3 Comments

  1. Dede says:

    But you know me, I laughed.

  2. Dede says:

    Oh, my last comment left out my “Groan…..”

  3. Myra says:

    Two guys walk into a bar… The second one should have ducked!

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